If I had a valentine, I would give her this card along with a hearty handshake as I taught her how to whittle while I called her by someone else’s name. 
Don’t want to get too chummy after all. 
Happy Valentines Day.

If I had a valentine, I would give her this card along with a hearty handshake as I taught her how to whittle while I called her by someone else’s name. 

Don’t want to get too chummy after all. 

Happy Valentines Day.